DALLAS - An unsolicited union endorsement came quickly for billionaire Mark Cuban after his appearance on the May 22nd episode of Meet The Press. The relatively unknown, but powerful Mortuary Cosmetologist Union put their weight behind the Shark Tank investor after he stated that he would welcome an invitation from former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to join her on the ticket.
It was in his interview with Chuck Todd, where the man who likes to pee with trophies, expounded on the political landscape from his proto-Trump perspective. According to an unnamed source in the union hierarchy, it wasn't so much his positions or his three-year old Ralph Lauren polo shirt purchased at the Corsicana Outlets that hooked them, but the way his skin beautifully absorbed makeup like a dead Buster Keaton and the abnormally relaxed facial muscles.
Union spokesperson Sebastian Muerte, expanded on the unusual announcement that Cuban would be the first candidate ever endorsed by their organization. "He just had that look about him that spoke to me and my fellow cosmeticians." stated Muerte, "In the end, we found his grasp of the issues very similar to that of most of our clients."
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